A License to Jizz by Thor Cox

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Release Date: 06/06/2017
Graffiti City: Cummageddon
Issue 1
A LICENSE TO JIZZ

 

Suzy Suxxx takes both of her jobs very seriously. As one of the hottest porn stars in Graffiti City, she keeps the adult citizens happy with her gravity-defying moves on the set. As a secret Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T.) agent, codenamed Starfish, she keeps innocents safe.
The supervillain business has been booming lately. With a recent spike in activity from the evil Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.), Suzy is up to her eyeballs in boy-joy juice to keep her unique superpower flowing. Quite frankly, it’s exhausting.
After being on call 24/7 for weeks, all she wants is a damn night off.
But things are looking up when a religious hunk of a villain appears at the scene of a crime she’s investigating. Not only does Celibator’s puritanical innocence threaten to bring Suzy to her knees, but he could also help her hook the biggest bottom-dweller in the L.O.A.D. pond: the Jacker. Rumor has it, the Jacker has his sights on purloining Abraham’s Testicles.
As in, THE Abraham. From the Bible.
If L.O.A.D. gets their greasy hands on this powerful magical artifact, it could mark the beginning of an unholy war against humanity, fought with sexual weapons of mass destruction.
A superhero’s work is never done, and there are no nights off.
Griffin City is screwed, motherfuckers. Long live Graffiti City.

Mariah’s Review

A License to Jizz by Thor Cox (insert giggle) is a fun twist on superhero comics. In this episode, Suzy Suxxx aka Starfish must use her super Jizz power to put a stop to evil. If you are this far into the review, and you’ve never heard of this series, I’m sure you are thinking WTAF. And, rightly so. But this book is highly entertaining and cleverly written. I did enjoy this one.

The book, like I said is entertaining and lets face it, it’s funny too. It’s a quick read for sure. Thor Cox has done a great job of creating a pseudo comic book slash superhero movie rolled into one.

I’m not gonna lie. Some of this is a little hot and steamy too. I mean Starfish has to have a load before she can fight evil. This book is hilarious, entertaining, and the series promises a lot more to come. Pun intended.

4 stars

Lynda’s Review

From the second you start reading A License to Jizz the tongue and cheek sarcastic humour is there, boom, making you laugh at the creative crudeness.
I’m going to be honest, I haven’t picked up my iPad to read in over 6 months. When Amanda got the arc for this she mentioned it’s not to long and I though you know what this could be it, the book to spark my passion. The fact it had me laughing in the first paragraph was a hek of a good sign.

We jump straight in with the hulked up sexified superhero Suzy Suxxx and how she gets her powers charged up. A hormone charged encounter with a super villain and you just know when these two are going to do the nasty one way or another and it’s going to be dirty.
All the characters intrigued me with their unique abilities.

Thor Cox sure knows how to twist a super hero comic book and make it a naughty little story.

4 Stars

 
 

Be on the lookout for the next books in the series …

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

 
The man. The author. The god.
 
Thor Cox spends his days hunting frost giants in the land of ice and snow. When he’s not slaughtering jötnar, wrestling polar bears in the Svalbard, or carving magical runes from the bones of his enemies, he writes superhero porn.
 
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